As you have all deduced by now, the sound was emanating from this:
Using my most basic survival skills, I instinctively reached up to swat it once it started stinging me. (ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow-ow!)
Which meant, I took my right hand off my handle bar.
This was a really bad idea because, in case you've forgotten, or you missed it, I was relatively new to biking and hadn't mastered the finer points, like steering, controlling speed, and probably *most* importantly, yup you guessed it: balancing. With my right hand otherwise occupied, I forgot what to focus on and my bike veered *drastically* to the right while dropping into a severe lean to the left.
I may have muttered something quietly to myself.
I may have muttered something quietly to myself.
I was rapidly closing in on Patty's back wheel (Welcome back, tunnel vision)
and I saw before me two possibilities:
OPTION A
Take no prisoners
OR
OPTION B
OPTION B
Sacrifice myself for the greater good.
In an effort to preserve Patty's well-being, I developed a brand-new maneuver (I'm all about being spontaneous).
Ladies and germs, I present:
Ladies and germs, I present:
THE DITCH
(*Professional ditch. Not recommended without intense training...*trust* me.)
It was most definitely the longest 0.3 seconds of my life. I was confident that I was going to:
Break a leg.
Break a wrist.
Break my face.
Not to mention, get such bad road rash that small children would run up to me to treat me like a human highway for their Tonka trucks.
Miraculously, my jacket provided protection from road rash. My wrists were sore and I did have some lovely bruises on my palms, arms and legs. But, my bike took the brunt of the fall, and my handlebars had acquired some serious bent-out-of-shapeness.
Since we were unable to bend them back, I got on and biked the last 4 miles in a *slightly* modified pose. We'll call it, the ditch deviation.
Dave was obviously glad I was ok, and was kind enough to fix the handlebars when we met him back at the car.
That could have ended much worse! I am glad you are ok! What kind of jacket did you have on?
ReplyDeleteYes it could have! I just had on a thin biking jacket but it's made of something wind-resistant and waterproof so it didn't rip. Plus I probably wasn't going very fast ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comic relief! Glad to hear you made it through ok:)
ReplyDeleteI came by from FTLOB.
Thanks Poekitten!
ReplyDeleteWhat a cute post. Glad you survived. :) Thanks for the follow and the wonderful comment. Following you back!
ReplyDeleteThanks, Wife on the Roller Coaster :) Hope you're having a nice weekend!
ReplyDeleteoh what a bummer! hope you're not too brusied. but oh my goodness i seriously love these drawings. hilarious.
ReplyDeleteHi Rachel. Thanks--that was last summer and the bruises have gone away :D
ReplyDeleteI know it had to be painful, but the storytelling and illustrations made it SO funny! Well played, haha.
ReplyDeleteJen, the adrenaline kicked in when it first happened so it was more shocking than anything, but later on I was pretty sore. Glad you enjoyed the post-I share my misery for others' enjoyment ;)
ReplyDeleteI have no idea how I always miss your posts. You should yell at me and say, "meg, I posted a new entry, read it asap!" hehe. I am impressed, you survived that relatively unscathed. I think I would have fared far worse!
ReplyDeletePestering ain't really my style, Meg :) But I'm glad you're coming back to read my posts!
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